May 2013
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
end of essay: u feel me??
kanyewesticle:
if life hands you lemons why the fuck does it have hands
ollivander:
ollivander:
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
mypatronusisyou:
there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself
i read some fucking weird fanfiction
yadoking:
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
Parents: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship fictional characters
